lagu"

semua trserah bpak mu, ku bgini adanya,..
ku hormati kmulusan mu,.. apapun yg akan kau ktkan,..

ha ha ha haa ^_^  ^_^

masa tnggang

kuabeh oprator kartu perdana pdo ae,.. gag gsm gag cdma,.. 
neg wktu e msa tenggang,.. gag knek gae mzan,.. nggag aseek ahh, operator e,..

geoogle

jare ne ndek google ndolek pho ae isog,.. nha ku ndolek sndal ku sing ilang kog gag isog lho,.. 
d buju'i uwong" ku,..

kelinci jowo

emm,.. klinci ndek umah ku kog neg mtu bengi2 yo,.. atek awak e clik, ireng, nylongan iwak, untu e dwo, kping e endek, snengane nang got sisan,..

he he he hee ^_^  ^_^

ambar - ambar pisang

ku tag nyayi,..
ehem,..ehem,.. ambar - ambar pisang, pisang ku blum msak, msak sa' biji d krung bari - bari, mngga lepak, mangga lpok ptah kayu bngkok, bengkok d mkan api, api.nya clengculupan,.

he he he hee,.. ^_^  ^_^

bulan madu

hlah,..hlah,.. areg ikhi. ndelok bulan ngunu togk ae d crita'no smpek sa'ikhi,.. ku sing ndelok wong bulan madu ae gag tak crita''no kog,.. awak mu sing ndelok blan ngunu tog ae d crita"no trus,..

he he he hee^_^  ^_^

pastun pak guru

pak gru: "sujid truskan pantun brikut,.. guru kncing berdiri, murid kncing,......?!!"

sujid: "tergntung murid.nya pak,.. klo murid nya cwo bsa smbil brlari, tp klo mrid nya cwek pasti sambil jongkok,.."

ha ha ha haa ^_^  ^_^

pak pati

neg ku di tunjuk ddi BUPATI ku kagak glem,..enag an ddi PAKPATI gag tau trun jbatan + gag tau gnti" uwong e,... sak mati e ddi PAKPATI,..

tp, ngmong" PAKPATIe jaawa timur spo yow?!! gag tau d suting e,.. pale gag tau tumon ku,..
ha ha ha haa ^_^  ^_^